final year at kpm (time 2 say gudbye everyone)

yeah..this is my last year at kolej professional mara ayer molek malacca...
after i've finish my paper on 24..nov..dat is the last day for me stay at this college...
actually it hard for me think bout it..coz it make me miss every memory that i've draw here..miss my fren..
it hard for to stay another new life without them..
on my first day enter this college..on my mind am just thinking about..
when do i..finish..??
now the time is come..but am not happy with dat..
why??can anyone answers me??
its too many memory that i've made here..
oMG...really miss it..
time pass very quickly..
but dear my fren,lecturer,and my lovely college...
thanks for everything..what i can do is..i just can wish u all..gudluck..
and always fighting for your life..wherever you are actually...
and for my lecturer..thanks for everything..without your direction in build me as a student am nothing....
thanks a lots!!!
:'(

final month..

today is my first paper that is Insurance...
what should i say bout it??
two and half hour ..but i've finish it in 1 and half hour...
hahaha...
well what do you think??
u think that question it easy???
so that i finish it early..
absolutely not..am out from the examination room early is because..
very cool with the aircond..and im very hungry..because i didnt eat anything from the morning..until my paper begin at 2 pm..hehe..
now i've five paper to go..yeah...
PEngajian Malaysia,international business,business etchic,management information system,
entrepreneurship...Goodluck for you pink...

you and me

Who made me laugh, spitting soda out my nose?
Who took that picture, the one with the kids and the hose?
How did we spend our first summer together?
How did we end up with ice cream all over each other?
Who started the water fight on that one hot day?
Who looked at me and laughed when I asked "What did I say?"?

How did we find each other?
How did we fall in love so fast?
What happened that made it so we would last?

When did this happen?
How did we see?
Did things go wrong?
Was it you or was it me?

Who said it first?
Who held me close?
Who caught my tears when I cried?

Did you look at me the same way I looked at you?
Did you catch me starring?
Did you like the way you could always make me laugh?
Or the way you knew just how to brighten my day?

Did I tell you I love you? Forever and Always?

answers: YES!!!

say somthimg about final examination..

The students learn every subject,
That is taught in the school,
If they pass the examination,
The parents do keep cool.

But if the child does not learn
the subject of value great.
The labour put in day and night,
All does ever go but waste.

True, all subject he learns
The child can never use,
But without lesson of goodness,
study is like current without fuse.

always & forever

Basking in the warmth of your smile 
And the music of your laugh 
I feel your tenderness 
And your oh so witty style 

I don’t know why god blessed me 
With such a friend as you 
But it makes my pleasure complete 
And very happy too 

The way you always know me 
And exactly what to do 
When my loneliness gets me down 
And I’m so very blue 
The way you see into my soul 
And looked behind my eyes 
And I don’t have to hide my feelings 
And put on a disguise 

With you I learned to trust 
And as I person I have grown 
Who could have possibly told me 
How could I have known 
That you would come in to my life 
And my beauty would start to bloom 
And like a pretty butterfly 
Come out of my cocoon 

To share your tender heart 
The warmness of your smile 
The courage of your wisdom 
For these I’d walk for miles 

To be thinking of a time 
When you’d no longer be there 
For me to gaze upon in delight 
And all our feelings share 
Is not acceptable to me 
Because in my life 
Is where I want you to be 
Always and forever....

if i die soon...

If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a, bed of roses
Sink me in the river, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song


Lord make me a rainbow, I'll shine down on my mother
She'll know I'm safe with you when she stands under my colors, oh and
Life ain't always what you think it ought to be, no
Ain't even grey, but she buries her baby

The sharp knife of a short life, well
I've had just enough time

If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song

The sharp knife of a short life, well
I've had just enough time

And I'll be wearing white, when I come into your kingdom
I'm as green as the ring on my little cold finger,
I've never known the lovin' of a man
But it sure felt nice when he was holding my hand,
There's a boy here in town who says he'll love me forever,
Who would have thought forever could be severed by

The sharp knife of a short life, well,
I've had just enough time

So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls
What I never did is done

A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar
They're worth so much more after I'm a goner
And maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin'
Funny when you're dead how people start listenin'

If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song

The ballad of a dove
Go with peace and love
Gather up your tears, keep 'em in your pocket
Save them for a time when you're really gonna need them, oh

The sharp knife of a short life, well
I've had just enough time

So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls

M.E.R.E.K.A

haha..masing2..ad gaye..

wahhh!!!

sungguh pandai..rakan2ku ini..berposing..

time mkan pon sempat nk amik picture..huhu

style..

one day...and when the day come..

am gonna miss you alll

thanks 4 being my fren..

feel down..

If it is I was given the opportunity to choose subjects that I want to learn ..
will I fail??
If I learned is before the quiz or test ..
if I fail ??!!!!!
If it is I have a note ..
am i fail ...???
if i not play in class and pay attention ..
if I fail??
but i know I'm not a perfect girl

I am not  the woman who can do all the work at the same time!
I hate myself ..
I do not like to fail in my life...
.. but the only one who the who one are successful  

 to not always remain successful .. and .. its not necessarily a failing I will continue to fail ..
I will show and prove to the world ..
I can be successful one day ...

THANKS!!!!

what will happen..

What will happen when i am no more?
Who will you blame?
You shouldn't of did the sh*t you did
You should of grew the balls and straightened out

Now you lost the only daughter who actually gave a damn about you
Now i am no more
You never cared about me and you never will
Just know that your the one to blame not me
I've left this earth because of you..

i just want one more day with you...

I'm so sad and depressed
Is all I want to do is rest
I go to sleep at night
But my dreams I just can't fight

I think of you lying in that bed
And wonder if there is anything I could have done
I wish you were still here
But I know that you are still near

I love you more than you know
I just wish you didn't go
I just want one more day with you
And I know thats what you would have wanted too

I miss you more and more each day
There is so much more we had to say
I know I will see you again
But my life has just started to begin.

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Key Types

• A computer keyboard is divided into sections according to function type. The alphanumeric and typing keys function in much the same way as a typewriter. The numeric keypad works like a traditional adding machine so you can enter numbers quickly. The control keys, used either alone or in combination with other keys, perform specific actions. The function keys each perform a specific program task. The navigation keys move your cursor around a document or Web page.

Keyboard Shortcuts

• Most actions or commands that you can enter through a menu or with your mouse can also be executed using keyboard shortcuts. Open any menu in a program to see which commands have shortcuts. For example, to copy text you can click an icon, navigate a menu, or use the shortcut Ctrl+C (press the control key and "C" simultaneously).

ALT Key

• In a program with menus, pressing the "Alt" key will underline one letter in each of the menu names. Press the underlined letter to open the corresponding menu or choose the particular command.

Odd Keys

• There are three additional keys on your keyboard that each have a specific function. The print screen, or "Prt Scn", key copies your current screen to your computer's clipboard, which you can then use to paste the image into another program. Another key, scroll lock ("Scr Lk"), will sometimes change the function of your navigation keys, though pressing scroll lock will have no effect in most programs. The third special key, the "Pause/Break," will pause some older programs. In combination with the control key, pause/break sometimes ends the program.

Other Keys

• Newer keyboards have other keys, such as buttons that activate commands, files or programs. Some keyboards include volume controls or other gadgets like scroll or zoom wheels.

SYMPTOMS OF BREAST CANCER

The classic symptom for breast cancer is a lump found in the breast or armpit. An aggressive type of this disease, inflammatory breast cancer (IBC), grows in sheets or nests of tumor cells that invade the skin and can resemble a rash. Doing your monthly breast self-exam (BSE) is a great way to be familiar with your breasts’ texture, cyclical changes, size, and skin condition. Early detection is the best way to protect your health and improve your odds of survival. Don’t hesitate to see your doctor or nurse for a clinical breast exam (CBE) if you have a question about a change in your breasts.


SYMPTOMS THAT CAN YOU FEEL

swelling or lump (mass) in the breast

swelling in the armpit (lymph nodes) 

nipple discharge (clear or bloody)

pain in the nipple

allergic

DEFINITION


Allergic contact dermatitis occurs when your skin comes in contact with an allergen that your skin is sensitive or allergic to. The reaction usually appears within 48 hours after the initial exposure to the allergen. Symptoms that are commonly seen include the following: redness, swelling, blistering, itching, and weeping. The allergen can be a substance in a product that you have used for many years; it does not have to be a new product. Allergic contact dermatitis occurs more commonly in adults. The most common types of allergic contact dermatitis are allergy to poison ivy and poison oak..


CAUSE

• Whether or not you are allergic to something is determined by your genes.
• Many people believe that you cannot be allergic to a product that you have used everyday for many years. This is not true. At any time your skin can become allergic to one of the specific substances in the product, even though you have used it for a long time.
• Often, a rash may break out on your face even though an allergen did not directly come in contact with your face. If you get something on your hands that you are allergic to and then touch your face, the allergen can cause a reaction on the face even though there is no reaction on your hands. This is because the skin on our hands is thicker than that of the face, especially around the eyelids.

TREATMENT

It is important that you return to your dermatologist at the end of your one to two week treatment. The treatment used is strong and you should not use it for more than one to two weeks without being under the supervision of your doctor. If overused, the medication can cause permanent thinning of the skin. When you come for the second visit, if all is going well, your doctor will then taper down to a weaker medication.

Two weeks after your symptoms have cleared, you can begin the search for the chemical that you are allergic to. You do this by re-introducing the products you were using prior to your reaction, one at a time, one week apart. It is often best to do a small test area first.

If you have a good idea what you are allergic to, you simply try to avoid it in the future and you should not have any further problems.

If your problem persists and you are unable to determine the cause, patch testing may have to be done. This will be explained in greater detail if it is required.

HEALTHY BREAKFAST IDEAS

A lot of studies and research has shown that kids who eat breakfast perform better in school and have a healthier diet.  Eating breakfast will help promote the proper growth and maximize school performance as well.
Breakfast is often times a victim of the morning time crunch.  Even though you may be tempted to skip breakfast, you can simplify your morning routine by following these 8 tips:

1.  Finish homework and pack school bags at night.
2.  Decide on what your children will wear to school before you go   to bed and locate lost shoes for the following day.
3.  In the morning, get up 15 minutes earlier.
4.  Give up computer games and morning television.
5.  Have healthy foods on hand.  You should also shop for breakfast foods with your kids and take into account their personal preferences.
6.  Set the cereal out the night before. For younger children, fill a zippered plastic bag with her portion, then add the milk in the morning.
7.  Allow your children to use the microwave often, as most breakfast foods can be prepared in under 5 minutes.
8.  Allow your kids to eat in the car or on the way to school.
There are several foods that you can eat for breakfast, even leftovers from supper if they are sufficient.  You can eat bagels, pizza with fruit juice, pretzels, or the normal bacon and eggs that breakfast is known for.  Most foods are
a snap to prepare, and won’t take you but a few minutes.
The next time you are in a hurry in the morning, remember that you are probably about to skip the most important meal of the day. If you follow the tips above, you’ll find that you have plenty of time for breakfast.

antara dari kesah K.A.M.I

alamak...nyer pon...

tdo lg pon dye nie..pon..

dlm kls ethics pon..

adoooiyai,,,pon...

macam mne pon..nie pon..

xde MODAL..ker pon..

smpi tdo nye pon...sye amik gambar..pon.nyer xsedar pon

adooiii..pon...bgn pon...nty..cikgu mrh kte nty nie..pon...aiyoyo..nie bdk kelantan pon..

kuat tido nyer pon dalam kelas pon...adooiiyyaii..bgn pon...da hbs mse da...pon..

nie...2 org nie..plak..

bergambar n gambar je kje nye..

xde la...kalau amik gmbr kat view yg cantek...xpe gak..

adooiyai..nie dlm klas..pon jadi...adoooyai...naseb..bek la..

dorang sdri jd photographer...

ala tkar2,..la...

g2...la...hehhee..tapi...dorang mmg comel kan???

tgk..la..kwan spe...biar..la..mke..koy nie..xseberape comel...akibat

CHICKEN POX...nye pasal..

mcm2..da at mke koy nie...haha...

adooiyai...ap..pon...nty da besar..jadi la..model..k...

huahua..blh msk...dlm.. paper..MAJALAH HARI INI,

or..BERITA HARIAN..

OR ANAKKU..ker..

MA & PA...

truskn bgambar k...sye stiasa..bjalan di belakang..dgn..kain di muka...

huahuahaua...xde..la...ap.pon korang buat...selagi korang happy aku happy gak...benanye...

hahhahaa...nie..bkn..ape..

nyer pon(IBA)..tu..kte..

ala2 duk kat pantai..la....padahal..nyer..nie..kat cafe..

kebetulan la..ad angin bertiup...

suam2 kuku nyer pon..

adooiyaiii...

macam2 perangai...ad..kat 4 org nie..

BERBAKAT...

tpi..xditerima...Untuk BERLAKON...

BLUM CKUP UMUR...

ktenye,,,

hehhe..ala...TEATER,,pon...kte org XNAK...pergi..

sb...PUBLISITI..

mrh sgt kot...

adoooyaiii...ponn..

memilih nyer,,pon...

nak masuk 

NASYID...suara...xsedap pon 4 org nie...tapi..

HANTU DREAM BOX...

hahha...ala...janji taw bace lirik lagu...

hahaa...nak masuk..

ZAPIN...

makkk aii..nyer pon..KERAS...nye...

pon...xblh jadi nye..pon...so kte org pilih...tok..

'BECOME WHO WE ARE'...

tu jer.FREN FOREVER YOUNG!!!

sekian............................................

    

i come from sarawak..n da food is...

come la...to sarawak..
then you can try...food in sarawak..learn and the culture...at sarawak...
sarawak..is...the best place...in have many delicious food in sarawak...

ayam masak lam buluh..

nie pla..kek batik..

laksa sarawak..

umai....

ulat mulung...my faveret food....

datang la...at sarawak..k..

makanan dye sedap2...

banyak lagi yg ad...di sarawak...pergi taw...jangan ta pegi...

many things wait for you there,...

yeah!!!

how to develop study...k..kawan2...bace & cuba...

College is an entirely different situation than high school. Classes consist of far fewer grades, but they are worth it when you are done....

Do not tell yourself, "I'll read the assignment later," because often times you merely end up cramming right before the test; research indicates that cramming is not the best (nor is it the worst) method of studying....

first is..

1.  Review the lesson plan prior to class. Skim through the textbooks. Try to buy your textbooks a few weeks before the semester begins for a glimpse of your classes....
2. Take quick notes in class...ok you all..
3. If you read the material before class you will have an idea of what doesn't make sense, and concentrate of your professor's explanation. Why are you buying the textbook for it to collect dust? They have textbooks and lab manuals for a purpose. You will be graded mostly on the book because this is mainly the bulk of the class. Professors are usually here to interpret and clarify the text, and sometimes give their opinion; you are to learn most of the material yourself
4. Don't make notes on what's already in the book, it wastes your time and attention. Highlight the parts emphasized, and listen to the way your professor relates it to what you've already learned. Remember that the professor may be biased so if you tend to not agree with the professor, just stick to the facts..
5. If it's repeated more than twice it's going to be on the test....
6. Study for at least a total of an hour everyday before the next class. For each lecture hour you should expect at least 1-3 hours needed for study- more if it's a challenging class. Studying could involve reading the book, checking out your notes, assignments, using the DVD with the book, browsing the web for information on your class, etc. Many colleges have online learning tools and assignment portals that help you learn your stuff...
7. Don't let social activities take priority before studying. If you have to be social, it is great to have a study group. More shy college students benefit with this...
8. Plan your breaks in the short and long term. If you must make the Saturday night party, know you'll have to spend the afternoon at the library. If you're spending the day hitting the books, plan an hour off at suppertime, and a treat for dessert.
9. Study groups help some remember material, and clarify difficult points and is a great way to have a social life in college at the same time as studying.
10. If your friends are in different courses plan on getting together for stress busting periods, especially during exam week. Midnight power walks make great memories....

read...and follow...k...

kawan saye...!!!

nie ar..mira......member blik n jge member sejati nie...

slalu blik umh dte time raye..best gler...la..

dye nie ske bw moto laju2...ble..mbonceng dye..mse dye bw laju nie...rs best sgt..

tp kdg2 rs...takot..

jge rs...geli..la...jgak..

aiyoyoyo!!!!

nie bdk kuat rempit..oooo..

hahhahahha....

tapi...best la..kwan ngan dye...

blh dbawa untuk bercerite..la...jgak..hahaha...

hehhehhee....

nie pla...member koy gak nie..member sejati...n member mpp...

adoooyai..

nie mpp...sengal2..

hahhah...tpi..life kte org enjoy...jer....mne2 pg pon..ad 4 org....

SAYE..dua or at ats nie...and sorang lagi..jap ag giliran dye pla...at bwh...nie...hehhehee

bkn sje ltak dye at bawah...tp gmbr berasingan lak..tpi xpe2..sye tetap S.A.Y.A.N.G...

korang sesgt..hehhe...thanks la...pon..

sebab jadi  kawan sye pon..

selama kat kpmam nie pon...hehhe...nanty kawin jemput2 la...yer...

haaaaa....nie la...bdk yg dilaporkn hilang tue...

aiyoyoyo....kuat nakal...o..nie bdk...kedah...hahhaa

eyhhhh...xde la...nie la...sorang lgi...drpd..4 org..

yg sengal...tue...bdk..pandai..dr..4 org tu...hahhaha..

emmm..nak ckp ap pasal bdk nie...ea..

ala...senang citer...la...sye ske kwn ngn dye...

pendek citer pla...

sye syang dye..mcm sye syg yg len2 tu...tpi..sye xtaw...smpi skrng nie..

DORANG SAYANG sye atau tidak...

hahahhahahaha,....

tapi ap pon dorang tetap kawan sye...hehehhe

dear : YOU ALL

nanty kawin jemput kak pink ea...(eeeyyyyueeewww)

hahha...ap pon thanks for everything..

thanks also for being my best friend...

anyway...im always appreciated you all...in my life...always laugh n cry together k...

no need to care about..peoples say...

as long as...we are...stay happy together....yeaH!!!!

MMMMUAHHHHHHHH!!!

borink!!!

emmmm..
laa...borink..lak...xtaw nak wat ape...da...
test pon...xleh nk amik..sb lecturer bz..
emmm...pnat prepare...tp xdpt amik pon...
rase mkin mlas nak..amik...
td pgi jmpe pengurusan asrama...(kak zu)
sebab dye nak jmpe pasal...kan hr tu..kne campak...
dye tnye..la...asal blik xgtaw pihak asrama..
emmm....kak zu..sye xlarat nak gtaw hari tu....sbab demam...
tpi kan...sye da texts (miss kamek)...pasal sye bl;ik...hr tu pon...hehhe
(kak zu xyah la..suh sye amik cuti lgi..
emmm...sye da bnyk test tgal..sekarang da blan bpe...
xlme lg final...emmm..
sye xbermaksud...nak sebarkn..kuman kat student lain...
tp sye pon kne jge...study sye..nie..xnak la..extend...
hehhe,...maaf la....k...sye kne study...gak...

MIS class

wahhh...
tgk la,,,curi2 online kat lab...
xde nota dek pong...
hahhha...duk la bka blog...
and mle mconteng...huauaha
kan ibaku??
hehehheheh...soe ea sir..
kte org....xd nota pon..
nak bt mcm mne pon..
tadi g photostat..tpi dok sibok photostat tok DEE & DOYAH....
adoooyai..pon..
ingt nk kongsi.ngn dorang..tpi kn pon...dorang dok...tmpt len...so..jadi la xde nota lam klas MIS KESAYANGAN KU INI...HEHHEHEHe...

nak gelak lagi ke???

kurang ajar..

Dalam suatu perbicaraan di Mahkamah.. Hakim meminta pesalah berdiri untuk diperdengarkan tuduhan.

"Saudara didakwa membunuh seorang guru dengan menggunakan gergaji" kata hakim.

Dari belakang terdengar seseorang berteriak... "Kurang ajar!!!"

"Bawa bertenang. Ini Mahkahmah!" bentak hakim.

Hakim kemudian membacakan lagi tuduhan...

"Saudara juga didakwa melakukan pembunuhan terhadap seorang penjual akhbar dengan
menggunakan pisau..!"

"Celaka!!!" teriak pengunjung tadi.

"Tenang, Bawa tenang!" teriak hakim dengan keras.

"Dan.. saudara juga dituduh melakukan pembunuhan terhadap seorang posmen dengan menggunakan
parang..!" kata hakim.

"Keparat!!!" teriak pengunjung tadi tanpa boleh ditahan.

Dengan geram Hakim berkata,
"Jika anda tidak boleh berikan alasan kenapa anda berperangai seperti ini.. saya akan
perintahkan anda di masukkan ke Hospital Bahagia atas kesalahan menghina mahkahmah!"

"Maaf.. Yang Arif..." pengunjung tadi berkata...
"Saya adalah jiran pesalah... sebenarnya setiap kali saya ingin meminjam gergaji, Pisau dan
parang... dia selalu cakap... tidak ada!"

jom la gelak...:)

malam pengantin...

Seorang lelaki bernama Baskon yang baru saja menjalani malam pertama bersama isterinya, menceritakan tentang kemuskilannya kepada seorang kawan, Abon.

"Wah, gila juga! Ternyata memang benar," ujar Baskon. "Kebiasaan yang sering kita lakukan ketika masih bujang, boleh berulang pada malam pengantin."

"Sebenarnya apa yang berlaku semalam?" si Abon ingin tahu.

"Begini. Kau kan tau kalau sewaktu bujang aku suka melanggan perempuan."

"Ho oh."

"Nah, terus malam pengantin semalam, setelah selesai melakukan hubungan, tanpa sengaja aku memberikan wang RM 100 pada isteri aku."

"Wah, gila kau!" Abon terperanjat. "Bagaimana? Isteri kau marah?"

"Itulah masalahnya," Baskon menjawap. "Dia malah memberikan pulangan wang RM 25 kat aku!"

haha..lawak2!!

kantoi..

* Sepasang suami isteri yg telah mempunyai 3 orang anak, sedang
berbual sambil menonton TV di dalam bilik mereka. Si isteri bertanya
kepada suami beberapa soalan.

* Isteri : Bang, kalau saya mati dulu, abang kahwin lagi tak?
* Suami : Abang rasa, abang mungkin kahwin lagi. Kerana,
anak-anak kita perlukan orang yang boleh beri perhatian. Makan minum abang
pun adalah orang yang sediakan.

* Isteri : Habis, kalau abang kahwin lagi, abang kasi ke dia
duduk rumah kita.
* Suami : Yelah. Sebab rumah ni mahal, takkan nak biar kosong
macam tu saja?

* Isteri : Abang kasi ke dia guna bilik, kita, toilet kita?
* Suami : Ya yang, sbb takkan abang nak buat bilik lain khas
untuk dia. Nanti bilik ni, membazir pulak.

* Isteri : Abang kasi ke dia pakai almari kita?
* Suami : Ye yang, almari kita ada 4 pintu takkan nak bagi org
lain pulak.

* Isteri : Abang kasi ke dia pakai katil kita?
* Suami : Terpaksalah yang. Sebab katil kita tu baru je beli
sebulan.

* Isteri : Baju tidur saya, pijama dan towel saya?
* Suami : Takkan itu abang n bagi kakak & adik awak. Jadi, drpd tak dipakai, lebih baik kalau abang kasi dia aja.

* Isteri : Handbag saya, kasut saya, golf set saya?
* Suami : Itu tak boleh, sebab dia suka handbag kaler maroon, kasut dia saiz kecil drpd awak, saiz 5, golf set tak boleh sebab dia kidal...

* Isteri: @#$%????!!!!!
* Suami: (Dalam hati)Alamak!!

cerita lawak tok korang!!!

ketua kampung...

Seorang Tok Batin di Bukit Ibam telah membeli sebuah motosikal terpakai. Seperti biasa motorsikal tersebut tidak mempunyai mud-guard, side-mirror malah plate nombor.

Suatu hari Tok Batin ingin pergi ke Pekan. Dengan semangat yang berkobar-kobar Tok Batin mengunggang motor kap-chainya melalui denai yang berbengkang-bengkok. Tiba di pertengahan jalan ia telah ditahan oleh seorang anak buahnya.

'Tok, tumpang ke Pekan."

" Boleh, naik di belakang" jawab Tok Batin sambil menunjuk ke belakang. Sampai di suatu tempat, ada seorang anak buahnya lagi menahan Tok Batin.

'Tok, boleh tumpang, kite nak ke Pekan ni."

"Apa salahnye, naiklah di belakang." Motor pun sampailah ke jalan besar.

Ada kira-kira lima kilometer lagi baru sampai ke Pekan. Tok Batin pun memecut motorsikalnya dengan membawa dua orang anak buahnya di belakang. Hembusan angin yang meniup tiga biji kepala tanpa topi keledar itu membuat perjalanan mereka sangat mengasyikkan. Tiba di kilometer dua, sekatan jalanraya sedang diadakan. Seorang polis trafik menghulur tangan menahan mereka. Tok Batin dengan muka selamba memecut motornya dengan bertambah laju melepasi sekatan tersebut. Melihat beberapa kesalahan yang dilakukan oleh Tok Batin, polis trafik terus
mengejar beliau.

Ia dapat memintas Tok Batin. Tok Batin dengan serta merta memberek motorsikalnya.

"Oi ape ni, nak bunuh kite ke. Berhenti depan kite macam ni. Tenguk belakang kite ade due orang anak buah kite. Kamu takpe le pakai topi keras, yang kite ni kepale togel, kalau jatuh tak
ke kite mati." Marah Tok Batin.

"Pak Cik, kenapa bila saya tahan Pak Cik tak berhenti tadi."

"Oi, tak ade otak ke, belakang motor kite dah penuh due, tak boleh tumpang lagi..."

mpp..

hehe...sbnarnye..diriku nie..mpp..ala..(majlis perwakilan pelajar)

kat kolej profesional mara ayer molek nie..

ecehh3!!!

bkn nak bgga..la...emmm..xd yg istimewa pon jd mpp...nie...emm..sye da jd mpp dr 2010-2011...setahun..la kot...emm..pnat...tpi..sye dan rakann mpp yg len..termasuk la..

geng sye 3 org td...(dee,doyah,iba)..da bt shbis bek...tok pelajar at kolej...

emm tapi kan..entah..pelajar kolej nie..macam...xtaw la nak ckap mcm mne...

emm dorang nak bubar MPP nie...

korang rasa patut x???

entah mcm2 la dorang kte..mpp blagak la..mcm2..la...tapi..kan...

dorang xnmpak pon ap yg kte org nie da usahakan tok dorang...

dorang blh la..men cakap jer...sb dorang xd ditempat kami..

dorang xd msa kmi meeting ngan pihak atasan..

dorang xd time..kami..fight dlm meeting ngn pihak atasan..tok sape???!!!

UNTUK DORANG GAK!!

tapi..dorang tetap gak kte kte org nie syok sdri...adoooyaiii!!

skit hati pon ad pon...

tapi...satu jer bt sye,,,sabar ngan kerja mpp nie..hingga lah

tamat perkhidmatan kami semua..hujung blan nie..ialah dgr n pgang satu nasihat dr penasihat MPP(sir irwan,encik Are,mis kamek,n mis lin)

taw dorang kte...ap..

BILE KITE JADI PEMIMPIN...KITE KENA BERSEDIA..

KERANA..ORG AKAN NAMPAK N CARI KELEMAHAN KITE JER...

hehhe..tapi..sye da happy n bgga dgn diri sye..slam jd mpp...sye da pjuangkan yg patut tok 

pelajar2 disini...sye xksah la..korang nampak..ke..tak...

suatu hari..nanti sye,,yakin..korang jg akan berada ditempat saya..mse tu br..la...kmu taw..mcm mne berat nye tanggungjawab kte sebagai..pemimpin....

YEY3!!!!

mgu dpan kte org letak jawatan........

sekian sje...maaf klu tersilap...

DEAR STUDENT KPMAM....

sye bga..mjage kebejikan anda semua selama ini..

ap pon silap and kekurangan dari sye..sye hanya mampu minta maaf..

kerana sye jge insan biase seperti awk semua...

insan yg xleh lari dri bt kesilapan....

sekian!!!